Welcome to Oceanica
Welcome to Oceanica
Traveler through a dark forest,
in and out of the Cave.
ISFP, the tests say.
Poet, painter,
wolf howler.
Ocean wave.

Member of The League, Viscountess of Inspiration.

May raw rock kill you forever and ever amen.

But if you’re Ajax, and I’m Ajax, then who’s driving the horses? Ajax the Lesser, book two  (via incorrectclassics)
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  • Paris: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
  • Hector: No, I said, "Paris, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Hector." And then you licked the swing set.
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You know what’s going to be on your tombstone? “Loser.” Achilles, to Agamemnon, Book 13 (via incorrectclassics)
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Yes, I’m dead. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be dead but you’ll still be beautiful, and angry. Patroclus, book 23 (via incorrectclassics)
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incorrectclassics:

Hector: What is this then? “ἄχαιοι ἴασιν οἰκία”? “People called Achaeans, they go, the house?”

Paris: It says “Achaeans go home”.

Hector: …No it doesn’t.

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I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now Agamemnon, probably (via knightgrantaire)

(via incorrectclassics)

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His username is Patroclus. His password is also Patroclus. Odysseus, on Achilles, Book 7 (via incorrectclassics)
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idk man have you like. tried turning it off and then back on again?? Nestor, probably. (via incorrectclassics)
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Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimised by Agamemnon Achilles, book 1 (via incorrectclassics)
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